- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus : When did perceived adultery become festive?
- Santa Baby : Taking Christmas consumerism to a whole new level.
- Hark How the Bells : There's nothing actually wrong with the lyrics of this song. The "ding ding a-ling" just makes me want to peel of my own fingernails or stab myself in the eyeballs.
|Happy Holidays! Love, the Hulses|